Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Cryogenics?

Well I gave my body up for science. NOT! I would never do that. But speaking hypothetically, the future would be really weird. I got froze in a cryogenic lab. Kinda creepy, huh? Anyway, I wake up 1,000 years later. When I first get up, I feel well rested because I've been sleeping. But what I first notice when I get up is that everything is chrome. It's like in that one episode of Spongebob when Squidward goes to the future in an elevator and meets Spongetron. Anyway, back to the future here. At first, I'm not sure what to do. Do I get up? Do I stay here in this spot? Is it dangerous out in the real world? I ponder these questions for a few seconds and then decide to go exploring. YOLO, right? So I get up and go outside and when I step foot outside the door, I notice that there is no humans anywhere. How am I supposed to survive if I can't ask anyone any questions?? I decide to go back inside and go back to sleep. Hopefully, I'll go back to 2013...

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