Kittens.

If my life had a theme song, I'm not quite sure what it would be about. My life is pretty boring so maybe there wouldn't be a theme song at all. But let's pretend my life is interesting enough to have a theme song. My song wouldn't really be about anything. It would just be a catchy beat that people can't resist snapping their fingers to. I could see my friends and family getting very annoyed if the tune followed me around everywhere. Heck, even I would be annoyed! Songs get old after a while. So I would probably prefer not having a theme song at all.